our very special cast

Paris Benjamin

as

Carrie, Bobby's Mother, Farrah, 

Lenny, Floor Manager, Diahann, Clerk

Alex Elliott-Funk

as

Hot Rod, Bruce, Shields, 

Bea (Understudy), Michael Hirsh, Lumpy, Irvin, Lawyer, Chauffeur

Lance Guest

as

Announcer, Harrison, Marcello, 

Paul, Charles, Pat, Medic, Malla

Jennifer Hugus

as

Marcia, Mitzie, Yarnell, 

Pat's Daughter, Harrison's Wife

Rich Lehmann

as

George, Ken, Steve, 

Devil-Faced Alien 

Marty Yu

as

Bobby, Acomba, Gary, Dwight, 

Harvey, Itchy, Teamster, Editor, Mustachioed Anchorman, Moderator

Dominic Smith

Swing